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jesusgotnailedandyoucantoo:

nicholasinski:

primarie:


Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

When I first read the Marilyn Monroe line, I thought it said “in Marilyn Monroe” and I spit out my drink.


NOPE

jesusgotnailedandyoucantoo:

nicholasinski:

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

When I first read the Marilyn Monroe line, I thought it said “in Marilyn Monroe” and I spit out my drink.

NOPE

meandmyopinion:

Mondays are just….the worst, but hopefully we can make them a little bit easier with the highlights from Selfie Sunday.

Yesterday we launched MIMP star Katelyn’s new self portrait set, “A Day With Katelyn” on the app, so if you haven’t seen it yet…you’re absolutely missing out. See if you can spot both of Katelyn’s Selfie Sunday additions in the photos above…

If you’re thinking about playing along with Selfie Sunday….DO IT. Just tag your sunday selfies with #mimp #selfiesunday on Instagram and you could be featured on the Instagram or here in the highlights.

Until next week, follow these lovely ladies…

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sextathlon:

Boobies.

templeofginger:

Red is the color of Love.
Take a minute, drop by, say hi.
And share, it’s all good.
When your reblog, be kind. Keep source and mostly model and photographer credits.
Keep the art alive.

templeofginger:

Red is the color of Love.

Take a minute, drop by, say hi.

And share, it’s all good.

When your reblog, be kind. Keep source and mostly model and photographer credits.

Keep the art alive.

thehoneybunnys:

1 Going straight for the naughty bits

You’ve got to be sensitive to the fact that a woman is more likely to be irritated than aroused when a man dives for her breasts and vulva after a few minutes’ perfunctory kissing. While you might get to feel the goods, you’re not going to be invited back.

orgasmictipsforgirls:

“I’ve noticed that I orgasm more easily when I haven’t masturbated in a while vs when I do it daily or multiple times a day. Is that common?” - Anon
Yep, totally! It’s just nature’s attempt at discouraging us from doing it a zillion times a day every day, so we can work/study/establish human relationships/look at the non-sex-themed part of Tumblr/etc.
So yeah, little breaks usually make things more powerful…
 “masturbating for the first time after you get off your period = best feeling everrrrrr” - Anon

orgasmictipsforgirls:

“I’ve noticed that I orgasm more easily when I haven’t masturbated in a while vs when I do it daily or multiple times a day. Is that common?” - Anon

Yep, totally! It’s just nature’s attempt at discouraging us from doing it a zillion times a day every day, so we can work/study/establish human relationships/look at the non-sex-themed part of Tumblr/etc.

So yeah, little breaks usually make things more powerful…

“masturbating for the first time after you get off your period = best feeling everrrrrr” - Anon

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